Why Should I?

1. Free
2. Nothing to throw away
3. Your body makes it without you asking it to
4. Always available
5. Always warm
6. Always enough
7. Contains a natural laxative to help newborns flush meconium and bilirubin
8. Promotes proper jaw development
9. Good for hand-eye coordination
10. Lines baby’s GI tract with immunities
11. Big boobs for free
12. Manufactures new antibodies on demand
13. Releases hormones that help you to relax and feel calm
14. What baby needs for optimum brain development
15. Easily digestible
16. Smells nice…even later
17. Lower incidence of breast cancer
18. Burns 500 calories a day being made
19. That is why you have them
20. Cute dribbling out of smiling baby’s mouth
21. Does not stain
22. Forces you to sit down
23. Excellent mothering tool as baby grows
24. Natural birth control
25. Shrinks uterus quickly and helps to stem bleeding
26. Great reason to escape to another room when the in-laws visit
27. Keeps baby quiet on an airplane
28. Can be done while lying down and dozing off slightly
29. Is properly mixed all the time
30. Your mother did it
31. Your mother didn’t do it
32. No water needed
33. Easy to pack for a trip – grab a bra and a t-shirt
34. Does not matter if you seriously cannot find the can opener
35. Requires one hand
36. You can buy an awesome, cheetah-print nursing bra
37. There are panties to match
38. You can call a La Leche League Leader for free
39. Requires no shaking, but that could be fun
40. Husband thinks the big boobs are super cool
41. Possibly a reason to buy a super sparkly bracelet to remind you which side you’re on
42. Possibly a reason to buy a super sparkly necklace so baby has something to look at
43. Can help with shedding pregnancy pounds
44. Your mother-in-law did
45. Your mother-in-law would have never
46. Honors your ancestors
47. It expands your horizons
48. It’s lovely
49. Why not?
50. You’ll be so glad you did

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